Well before websites and social media pages but in the recent past, ennui set in and I zipped off a missive to the makers of my favorite candy recommending they market their product to people quitting smoking.
Drink up and restore freedom to the galaxy!
Every day, I still think I’ll die but every night the sun sinks quietly, below the fake clouds
A door in the sky is open wide...
I demand a full, immediate, and as lengthy as possible investigation to clear my good name!
Suppose you’re right… You there, posting your theories and trying to convince the entire Internet. Let’s just say you’re right and the Earth really is flat. Let’s assume that's a fact for a moment. If it were true that the Earth were flat, you would have no reason to convince anyone. Whether flat or round … Continue reading No Action 2: FLAT EARTH
Suppose you’re right… You there, dressing your young son up in a robe and hood. Let’s just say you’re right and your race is superior to the others. Let’s assume that as a fact for a moment. If it were true you would have no reason to denigrate the others. The superior mind would realize … Continue reading No Action 1: RACE SUPREMACY
…so dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay.
Welcome guests, family and friends, to Rusted Earth Farm for this momentous occasion! It is wonderful that so many were able to be here. The bride and groom would like to thank you for your presence and your support and they would like each of you to know that you were invited here today because … Continue reading Jess & Kyle Get Married
"If it wasn't strange it wouldn't be death." – Todd Palmer Recent news of the death of another college classmate caused me to think about mortality in a tangible way. It's a hobby I usually save for 2:00am after hours of wrestling with Haruki Murakami. Death has always interested me. How can it not? It's … Continue reading People Who Died